Three Lost Cast Members Join the Same Movie

Jeff Fahey (a.k.a. Frank Lapidus, master of curmudgeonly awesomeness), Michelle Rodriguez (a.k.a. Ana-Lucia Cortez, master of getting everyone to hate her), and Cheech Marin (a.k.a. Hurley's dad, or, "Hey look, it's Cheech!") have never shared the screen on Lost together. Heck, I'm pretty sure Fahey and Rodriguez haven't even appeared in the same episode, unless Frank was in that one from Season 5 when Ana-Lucia's ghost pulled Hurley over. But it was recently announced that all three of them are appearing in the same movie: Robert Rodriguez's Machete.

It's like a Lost reunion, except Lost is still running and none of the attendees have ever met.

The movie is a full-length adaptation of the fake trailer Rodriguez made for 2007's Grindhouse, which Fahey and Marin already appeared in. If they keep the same characters, Fahey is the movie's made bad guy, while Marin plays a homicidal sidekick priest. Yep, feel free to read that again.

They'll join -- get a load of this cast -- Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Don Johnson, Steven Seagal, and Lindsay Lohan. It's hard to get more random than that.

You can check out the original fake trailer below, but be warned that it is Not Safe For Work: