The Top 5 Things I Hope Happen on Tonight's Premiere

5. Charlie hooks up with Shannon in Lost Heaven.

Sure, he wrote that meeting Claire was the best moment of his life, but she's still on the island, and he's probably hanging out on a cloud with the similarly gone-too-soon Shannon now. The same Shannon who was prone to wearing bikinis and basically looked like a more bratty version of Claire. It would certainly cheer him up after the whole "dying" thing.

4. Nikki and Paolo return as zombies.

I never thoroughly despised the duo as much as every other Lost fan in existence seemed to, so if they did return, hearing 15 million people curse their televisions set with despair would be kind of funny. As for the zombie thing, well, they were buried alive. It just makes sense.

3. In a shocking twist, the mysterious people on the freighter turn out to be Crab People.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, this should explain things:

2. Smokey the Monster kills Sun.

C'mon, it needs to happen. For one thing, just because your baby is Jin's doesn't mean you never cheated on him. For another, you're a pathological liar. No, I'm not saying she deserves to die because of all that; I just think she's lame.

1. Ben and Rousseau decide to "try things out."

In the Season 3 finale, Ben finally reveals to Alex that Danielle Rousseau is her mother. What a perfect opportunity for two people to get together and start a family! After sixteen years of near-meets, it would be hopelessly adorable. Or, quite possibly, the creepiest thing I've ever seen.

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