Linus vs. Widmore: The REAL Town Hall Debate

Debates are all the rage on TV right now (for American and Canadian viewers, anyway). But what if instead of Obama and McCain (or Harper, May, Layton and Dion), we were watching Ben Linus and Charles Widmore duke it out?

Boob Tube Guy has the answer for you.

Alvar Hanso: Good evening, and welcome to tonight’s debate. This will be a town hall style event, with past and present members of the Lost universe on hand in tonight’s audience. They have submitted questions prior to tonight’s event, and I have hand-selected a few to go before our two candidates tonight. So, without further ado, I give you Charles Widmore and Benjamin Linus.
(The two enter from opposite sides of the stage, smiling warmly and waving at the crowd. The crowd politely applauds but mostly looks like they want to kill at least one of the two men currently on stage. The two men shake hands while smiling widely, with Ben pretending to smash Widmore’s skull in with his Baton of Death. We can see Widmore mouth, “Ha ha, you can’t kill me, you glorious bastard,” and the two take their places at the podium.)

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