Finale Day has arrived!

What are you doing for the finale?

Me, I'm entertaining at least three people, including a friend from hundreds of miles away driving down specifically to watch with me. I say "at least" three because this morning I was assuming it would only be two; maybe by the time 9 o'clock roles around it will be ten. Heck, maybe twenty. You know what? You're all invited. I probably shouldn't broadcast my address to the world, so just come down to Brooklyn and start knocking on doors. I'll be the one who doesn't shoot you.

And while I don't have any cupcakes with mini planes sticking out of them, I might - just maybe - have some vintage Dharma Initiative candy bars. And I might print out a certain picture of two star-crossed lovers and inconspicuously stick it in a picture frame near my TV to see how quickly my guests will notice.

If you want to make your own Dharma candy bar, all you need is the perfectly-sized, perfectly-aligned picture below. Just print, cut along the border, slip off a Hersey's wrapper, and stick the replacement on instead. Then use a little bit of glue to make it all nice-like: